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Skywalker here. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

[ If Dustin was from their galaxy and even remotely Force sensitive, he'd easily be able to sense how much Luke is beaming right now. ]

And with you as well, my friend.

thanks

⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Luke Skywalker called him a friend!!! Luke Skywalker!!!!!!]

[ ...well, that was a rather short response compared to what he was expecting. ]

Dustin, are you okay?

[Nah, don't mind him, he's rolling around his bed screaming into his pillow out of sheer fanboy delight. Nerd. Wait until Lucas finds out because god damn is he going to be so jealous.]

i'm okay! my comm just fell off the bed before i could send anything else. [This is not false, Dustin's happy rolling got his device to fall off the bed.] i don't really have anything for the occasion but i can tell you about the holiday special. do you guys have life day? because it was all about that.

it was kind of weird??? but really fun.

Yeah, we have a Life Day; it's our equivalent of "Christmas" that you celebrate here.

They made a video of that? That seems weird on it's own.

[ They... didn't really have the time to celebrate Life Day while on the run for their lives. ]

yeah, it's basically chewbacca and han trying to get to chewbacca's homeworld for life day so chewbacca can spend it with his family. they aired it during our holiday season, so it's understandable: watching it was a pretty great christmas gift.

it's kind of weird, though? it was a holiday special, so the plot goes all over the place sometimes. there's a cartoon in there where you meet boba fett for the first time—he fooled you guys into thinking he was on your side for like ten minutes. [He's from 1984, he doesn't know that's not what actually happened.]

[ ...literally all of that made no sense, but again, different worlds. Mention of Boba Fett did get a snort out of Luke, though. ]

That is definitely not how I first met Boba Fett.

First time I met him, he was trying to capture me.

[what.]

what?

how?

I had gone back to Tatooine to search through Ben's home, hoping to find something about the Jedi that could help me.

Boba Fett found me there. It wasn't too long after I destroyed the Death Star. The bounty was still only 60,000 credits back then.

[ It's gone up. A lot. Especially now that his name was attached to it. ]

only 60,000 credits? that's already a lot of money.

that is completely different from the cartoon i saw already and a lot more exciting. did you kick his ass in obi-wan kenobi's cave?

It's gone up since then; still nothing compared to the bounty on Leia's head. And not AS MANY hunters try to take it because it's "alive only".

[ And... now he knows why. Thanks dad. ]

Well, I TRIED. He's still Boba Fett. I'm pretty sure he kicked my butt more than I kicked his.

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