Voicemail ~ Mask or Menace

[faithfulson]

Skywalker here. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

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[faithfulson]

[ ...what even. ]

how is being affectionate a bad thing

did you hug a bantha during this or something

[carbonfrozen]

you know

I probably would have before it wore off

don't trust them you might end up hugging banthas

or whatever they've got on this dustball that's big and furry and too dumb to know a house from another whatever

[faithfulson]

you just realize this makes me even more curious right

[carbonfrozen]

your funeral

but if you end up on a cuddling spree just remember I warned you

[It doesn't actually sound so bad when he puts it that way, honestly.]

[faithfulson]

i'll be sure to cuddle the grump out of you if it happens

and have lando take pictures

[ Because apparently there were people that worshiped them here? He didn't really understand it; having "fans" back home could get really dangerous, really fast. Here it seemed to be okay to be put on that kind of pedestal? ]

[carbonfrozen]

good to know

I'll just tell Elena not to let you in if you and Lando show up with a camera, I'm sure she won't mind

[That is, if he promises to buy the coffee for about a month.]

[faithfulson]

you know if you're going to text me this early you could at least be a little fun about it

can i sleep now

[carbonfrozen]

excuse you I'm fun

yeah sure, dream of droids or deserted tropical islands or something