Voicemail ~ Mask or Menace

[faithfulson]

Skywalker here. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

Comments

[text THE RETURN OF THE 2 AM SHITPOSTS]

[carbonfrozen]

so do you think dogs gossip about us

can you check using the force

[Text omfg Han]

[faithfulson]

............................

Han you make me contemplate the Dark Side sometimes.

[text DID YOU THINK YOU WERE SAFE]

[carbonfrozen]

but do they

what if when they're barking at each other they're actually trading gossip about their owners

"hey so last week my owner held an orgy" "damn last week mine just cheated on her boyfriend"

and we'd never know because we just think they're barking at each other

[Text HE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO BE SAFE]

[faithfulson]

I'm going to pretend you didn't send half of that.........

Also, I thought dogs communicated with each other with their tails.

[text TOO BAD]

[carbonfrozen]

but do you know that for sure

they're smart they're probably trying to throw us off

can you check

wait do we even have dogs in the neighborhood I know there's a couple imPorts with pets but I don't know if they're here or if they're dogs

[Text >8| ]

[faithfulson]

Han, I swear to the stars themselves I will find a way to strangle you through text if you don't let this go.

[Text :P]

[carbonfrozen]

BUT I HAVE TO KNOW

and I'll be damned before I ask the old fossil or anyone else

[Text]

[faithfulson]

Then ask your son.

I'm sure he'd appreciate being woken up at inhumane o'clock.

[Text]

[carbonfrozen]

I'm not asking Kylo about dogs are you kidding me

I'm trying to let him have a little space and settle back in

[Text]

[faithfulson]

.................................................

I can't believe you're being the logical parent.

[Text]

[carbonfrozen]

I'm a logical parent all the time

but also

dogs

I found them

[Attached is a picture of a couple of dogs barking at each other, a fence separating them. This is somewhere in the non-imPort residential areas of Heropa—Han's either dropping off some drunk passengers or doing a little late-night smuggling.]

they're dissing their owners I bet

[Text]

[faithfulson]

[ Oh for the love of... ]

I'm muting you.

[Text]

[carbonfrozen]

but I have to KNOW

REALLY

[Text]

[faithfulson]

Good NIGHT, Han.