Voicemail ~ Mask or Menace

[faithfulson]

Skywalker here. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

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[faithfulson]

[ ...does he do this to Chewie? He's almost tempted to ask. ]

yes

you realize its 2 am right

[ He's too tired to process proper punctuation right now. ]

[carbonfrozen]

it's important

[Which doesn't actually mean anything considering that Han's idea of an important question, at two in the morning and running on coffee and sheer will, is "what if my grandfather comes here and I accidentally run him over, what's that gonna do to me".]

[faithfulson]

u have a funny idea of important

just tell me

[carbonfrozen]

fine

so one time they were selling their wares at the swear-in in this little gazebo, then the gazebo exploded and nobody could get the smell off them for days even with five showers

also for some reason it made everybody there more touchy-feely than usual as long as the smell lingered

just saying, I wouldn't trust them if I were you, something's up about them

[faithfulson]

[ ...what even. ]

how is being affectionate a bad thing

did you hug a bantha during this or something

[carbonfrozen]

you know

I probably would have before it wore off

don't trust them you might end up hugging banthas

or whatever they've got on this dustball that's big and furry and too dumb to know a house from another whatever

[faithfulson]

you just realize this makes me even more curious right

[carbonfrozen]

your funeral

but if you end up on a cuddling spree just remember I warned you

[It doesn't actually sound so bad when he puts it that way, honestly.]

[faithfulson]

i'll be sure to cuddle the grump out of you if it happens

and have lando take pictures

[ Because apparently there were people that worshiped them here? He didn't really understand it; having "fans" back home could get really dangerous, really fast. Here it seemed to be okay to be put on that kind of pedestal? ]

[carbonfrozen]

good to know

I'll just tell Elena not to let you in if you and Lando show up with a camera, I'm sure she won't mind

[That is, if he promises to buy the coffee for about a month.]

[faithfulson]

you know if you're going to text me this early you could at least be a little fun about it

can i sleep now

[carbonfrozen]

excuse you I'm fun

yeah sure, dream of droids or deserted tropical islands or something